PAX

...stands for More Than Just Peace Across campus, when the lights in the meeting rooms flicker and the air smells faintly of highlighters and ambition, a rumor circulates: PAX is coming. Some say the name began as a joke—something about furniture you can assemble with only mild emotional damage. Others insist it’s an ancient acronym, whispered through generations of student governance, symbolizing balance, order, and the uncanny ability to locate missing agendas. But the truth? No one knows. (And honestly, that just makes it better.) Two Minds. One Force. Infinite Spreadsheets. Wherever PAX appears, chaos mysteriously subsides. Deadlines tremble. Committees suddenly behave. Google Docs align themselves out of sheer respect—or fear, it’s hard to tell. Their presence is unmistakable: A quiet hum of organization. A strategically raised eyebrow. A joke delivered so dry it could absorb an entire spilled latte. The Age of PAX Approaches Prepare for a new era—one of structure, strangely compelling charisma, and the occasional cryptic remark that leaves everyone wondering if it was profound or just… profoundly confusing. Whatever you expected, PAX stands for more. More than calm. More than order. More than peace. It stands for change—assembled with precision, mystery, and just the right number of screws.